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I agree 100%! Slick Willy Clinton banned military style rifles, magazines that held over ten rounds, etc., back in 1994. Thank God Bush let it expire. None the less, if Odumba even hints of trying to pull the same sh*t, I would imagine the dumbocrats would be complete toast in November. The...

Total insanity!

And you make this statement with what to back it up?:confused:

The Husband and Wife were riding a bicycle built for two one sunny afternoon. The Husband crashed the bike, and his wife landed in a ditch. He ran to her and asked, "honey, are you hurt?!?" She said, "I've got a huge gash!!!" He said, "I know that, but are you ok?" :D :D :D :D :D :D

Gotta love comedy! I'm sitting at the kids High School football game last Friday night looking around the crowd for funny stuff as my Wife says, "can't you go one day without pointing out silly things?" I told her, "well, your Mom didn't come to the game, so I have to scan the crowd for...

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “You have the biggest penis of all your friends.” :eek: :D

Great post! It's patterns, patterns, patterns. Let history be the guide!

A married couple go to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says, “For starters, lets talk about something you both have in common.” The husband says “Well, neither of us suck dick.”

I went to the doctor the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.” I said, “I think...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 40th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 40 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do...

Absolute LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D My Wife is wanting a Grandfather clock in North Carolina. I told her I was going to do the above when we go in the store, and she's still not speaking to me this morning.:confused: :D :D :D :D

Arthur, I am concerned by the 21 "systems" you are using. I was going to pm you, but you have that feature on ET disabled. All jokes aside, I'm willing to help you. I trade OPM, and in the south where I live, people here have guns and will shoot a guy like me if I lose $$$$ as a RIA...

TWO 85 YEAR OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED...

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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Why won't what post?

Hey welcome aboard! We have something in common. Not many Brokers and/or RIA's on here. I'm a Series 7 Broker and 66 RIA. Oh yes, being a Broker is all sales, and just isn't me. I keep the 7 just in case I want to go prop sometime, but may be letting the 7 go away as I don't want to have...

He mentioned that the cancer was advancing despite treatments.

As the Knight in the movie "Indiana Jones the Last Crusade" said when Indy drank from the correct goblet: "You have chosen wisely."