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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was not afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact: "Mary ..... Mary" "Is that you, Fred?"...

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. :p

Diego1, Again I find myself agreeing with Yannis' comments above :D Now, if you want to just vent some anger, this thread "may" help you do that. But if you want some good information exchange, with honest opinions and willingness to both teach and learn, take another look at the title...

Yannis: Diego1: My experience exactly - I found KP to be a great tool for trend-following trading, which is my favorite style.

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other nnouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs...

I've tried most of his systems, they backtested fine but all failed in any type of forward testing or real time trading. :(

There are services offered to traders that define market (e.g., S&P500) levels everyday as part of a trading system or methodology, and suggest their subscribers trade off those levels, or at least trade aware of those levels. For example, www.daytradersaction.com , www.winningedgesystem.com ...

I have recently subscribed to this service, by Dr. Ned Gandevani, and so far I am fairly disappointed. Despite the rhetoric, my feeling is that he offers a simplistic methodology, posts ambiguous guidelines and trading results that look doctored after the fact, etc. Has anyone else here...

Well, is anyone using his services? How good are they? Any ideas how true his posted record is? A friend of mine told me last month that although the method sounds objective, it is very subjective - therefore you have to pay a lot more for his training if you want to be successful...

Does anyone know if/where I can get the AGET studies written for TS? TIA. :)

The MICROSOFT new windows mafia east coast eddition is out: It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by...

Yannis, I totally agree with almost everything you said except when you stated that you don't want to post how you are doing. My post (a few pages ago) was quite serious, and, as our President likes to say, I EXPECT that other serious traders follow suit. Don't worry too much about the...

I have been trading for a couple of years now and my approach, methods and techniques have been evolving all the time. Although I trade everything, these days I like to daytrade stocks, primarily the QQQs. The size of my account is $100,000, as I take all gains out of it religiously...

I agree with you both: Yannis - it's an important subject and the president is getting a bum rap in some circles. RS - it's just a joke and the more successful W becomes, the more jokes like that one the dems will circulate. Just foggetaboutit :)

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions." How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going...

Brush up on these definitions!! Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and selling low. Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower. Broker - Poorer than you were in 1999. P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as this...

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent...

50°F (10°C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40°F (4°C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35°F (2°C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32°F (0°C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets...

The old couple is celebrating 60 years of marital bliss. Throughout the party, the man is are very loving to his wife: "Yes, my love... " "Come here, darling... " "Would you like some help, my beautiful? " "Whatever you say, my beloved... " and so on... One of the guests just can't...