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So you shorted a volatile stock into earnings. And you thought you were safe "because it was after the close". So you stayed in for 25% of the return by exposing yourself to 100% of the risk. And... the fact that it felt weird, or off to you didn't trigger a thought process? Hmm. I say...

Because it can't POSSIBLY be his. So, you know - TikTok. Or r/wsb. Or JPOW. Or, or, must be those evil market makers that do whatever mysterious things they do (aside from robbing innocent traders who only wanted to short some calls.)

<random Spockage clipped> Damn, bro... I surrender, horse and foot. That was as weird as snake suspenders. :D:D:D I usually appreciate your musical posts from afar as an abstract art of sorts, where I only see the most tenuous connection (and even that, rarely) between the topic and the...

Do what? [LOL] Boy, your hallucinations are getting the better of you. Here, have a chill pill specifically designed for you. Make sure to follow it up by going outside for the first time this year and touching grass. Maybe stare at the big blue ceiling in wonder (and I don't mean your usual...

Did your boyfriend confuse lube with Carolina Reaper hot sauce? Your spastic twitching seems like it has an external cause. [yawn] Your absence of any sign of intelligence, wit, humor, or worth is getting deadly boring. If you want to continue trying for the position of ass-clown, you'll need...

As my welding instructor at FSU - a US Navy triple-dipper who built a ~10' functional scale model of an aircraft carrier (!) - pointed out, it's the only additive tool for metal out there; everything else is subtractive. It's also the "glue" of our civilization: practically all sizable...

:rolleyes: Oh... dear. Was that an attempt at being a wit? How pathetic. You got half-way there... Dumpster-dwelling maggots like you don't know anything about decent people; dead cats are more your speed. Don't let the fact that one day you'll graduate to being a shit-eating fly swell your...

<blink> That's called a... song, among your people? The next time I cut off and weld a rusted exhaust pipe, or change an oxygen sensor (which usually results in a lot of loud banging and swearing), I'll be sure to record it. You're on the hook for marketing it, and I'll expect at least $1M...

The former is more general (and assumed), the latter is a rather allegorical biblical story - although calling Job's response "patience" seems like a silly mischaracterization to anyone familiar with it. But then, "the fanatical belief of Job" or "Job's insane zealotry" don't roll trippingly off...

Aaaand a swing and a miss. As usual. I'm not a Floridian, by any stretch. Do you enjoy shitting your drawers in public like this? Seems like an odd perversion, but one strangely well fitted to you.

Let me guess... you thought your vomit dribbles here were so important that I'd look at them right away? :finger::D Tip: your mommy lied to you; she just wanted you out of her basement and for you to stop raiding her donut stash. Your opinions aren't of interest or importance to anyone. I check...

Ha - I just posted the same thing before seeing your post...

My god, man. People bitch about you being "insulting" or whatever the fk, but I swear you have the patience of a saint. I have way less, which is why I drop out of these and just sit on the sidelines, watching the unending idiocy with fascination.

I don't insult "people"; I laughed at you. There's a significant difference.

Dear me; it seems I've caught the DrawdownDickhead on the raw, and now he's lashing out and shaking his pacifier angrily in my direction. I wouldn't have even noticed if it wasn't for @Overnight saying "hi"... I await his next, um, brilliant sally avidly.

Unless you have the highest level of option trading permissions, your broker won't let you do that. And this is the reason. Yes - assuming you know the future volatility of the underlying. :D OK, I'm being "haha only serious" here. That's a technically correct answer... the catch in it is...

I think you've covered the lot. Basically, it comes down to ""waaah, baby WANT!" from those who are used to getting their way by yelling and crying. Oddly, that doesn't work too well in professional environments...

I didn't miss anything - especially your pissy and gaslighting attitude. They run their business their way. Not yours. They don't even owe you an explanation of what their risk department decides about your trade - but you clearly didn't bother reading that part of the agreement. When you, or...

I needed some entertainment today. Thanks, guys. :D

YeahOK. They'll let you tell them what their job is, any day now. Just hold your breath for a bit... I assume you whine about "they shouldn't have allowed this trade if they were going to do this to me" when you get your regular daily margin call?