Marrying into money, real money, trumps them all. I keep telling my kids (both son and daughter) that you can marry more money in 5 minutes than you can make in a lifetime.
But your analysis is spot on, for overall happiness and financial freedom staying single is best option.
If it's an option, best trading strategy would be to trade in your current spouse for someone with generational wealth. Looks will fade...money is forever.
As was pointed by @Kevin Schmit out earlier in your original post, where you admitted defeat and accepted your inferior intellect:
"If the put payout is unfair compared to the call payout, why does long stock plus long put replicate the [same strike] call payout?
....to be clear, if a fairput...
No one would ever buy a $10 strike TSLA regular put that has a max payout of $10, when they could buy a $10 strike TSLA FairPut with unlimited upside payout, for the same price. Your FairPuts would have to trade at a massive premium to regular puts.
Arbitrage: At the same price, the algos...
A lottery ticket that has potential to make $100M will always be worth more than a lottery ticket with the same odds that can only win you $1,000. You'd buy as many as you can of the first one and simultaneously sell as many as you can of the second one.
He reached out for some assistance and I tried to make him understand the folly of his idea. I spent about 15 minutes explaining how his FairPuts couldn't co-exist with regular puts and calls. We've already proven to him in a previous thread that his FairPuts don't pass the put-call parity and...
@thecoder You remind me of someone I knew in college who had zero common sense, was socially retarded, and also incredibly pig-headed about his beliefs and views. Even though his 34 ACT and 1520 SAT scores got him accepted early admission, I still think he's one of the dumbest people I've ever met.
You completely misinterpreted and didn't get what I was telling you. FairPuts would be arbed to oblivion. FairPuts canNOT co-exist with regular calls and puts. FairPuts don't work in lognormal markets. And FairPuts fail miserably when the stock price goes to zero.