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Is that sequioa national park. Looks amazing.

Awesome!

People who live in glass houses. Put heavy duty plywood to board up all the walls internally. Then any stones you throw will bounce off harmlessly. This has the added advantage that passersby won’t be able to see you on the toilet.

I was on Delhi that say. Fairly warm, yes. But that is what air-conditioning is for:)

Which city did you prefer?

Delhi and Varanasi mainly. I travelled here back in the 90's staying in basic accommodation. This time round with my family it was more relaxing at fancy hotels and a luxury van. But both times were great.

Where?

INDIA this week Love it.

Great to see you back Ken!

A tip for you married men. If your wife, in a loving mood, asks you what your secret sexual fantasy is. Telling her the one you have about her younger sister bending over in skimpy panties is not the one to use.

Great mystery series: Stranger. Set in Britain.

Last night I farted in bed. Really foul. When the wife complained through her choking, I used that old playground chestnut, "who smelt it, delt it". It didn't help matters.

A friend of mine found the word “ turd” hidden in Saturday. After that I noticed f#$k inside motherfucker. Who would have thought such innocuous words hide such filth.

I make my own bread with a machine. Use different types of healthy flour . Only takes a few minutes to add the ingredients then 3 hours later a hot loaf of bread is ready.

So after many years of losing I bought a ticket in the Euro millions and saw I had won the jackpot - a total amount of 120 million. Imagine my disappointment to learn that 4 other people had the same number and it had to be split 5 ways. Dear God when will my luck change.