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you are both a couple of girlie chumps. Yours Bored Trader

for a whole host of reasons, this is actually one of the funniest posts I have ever read on elite trader.....well done that man! Sir, I salute you Yours Chortling Trader

The next time my broker seems completely 'anal' about an issue while questioning my integrity, I'm going to dry slap him about a bit before locking him in a cupboard, then collect the banking error in my favour, purchase a four foot nose and a suitcase full of crack. Thanks for your comments...

Uni, you are clearly out of your mind. I see a bright career for you as a monk. Yours Take the money, buy a prosthetic nose and run, Trader

ahhhh....it becomes clear why you cant sleep pal. Sitting in front of your computer with your withered twig and berries in your hand, whacking off to homo porn. Take your sordid filth elsewhere or Ill come round and put you to sleep with my shoes. Yours Morally outraged trader

japtrading, you titled your last entry, "Just one question". You then posted a whole short story, rambling from one irrelevant topic to another with no apparant direction, or indeed point. Rather than one question you asked several, the answer to all of which is - none of your business you...

Thankyou for your kind welcome Roberk. Yes I have been away. I was attempting a world record attempt driving a car all the way across the US - in reverse. I have been in jail for the last 3 weeks. Nice to be back trading. Yours Glad to be trading trader

I have carefully read the above posts and have come to several conclusions. I wont bore you with them. I simply wondered if anyone else thinks gammleg or camelroach or whoever the origional poster is, is a bit weird. He strikes me as an oddball. I would quite like to attack him savagely...

I am having a bad day. My hospital appointment was delayed and I missed the open. My trade has gone offside and my computer just blew up and I needed stitches for a shaving cut. Some days, I just dont know how we traders cope. Anyone out there tell me? Yours Intrigued Trader

Im just warming up pal. Yours Challenged Trader

lol cheers for that. That makes my day actually! Foolish oaf Yours Entertained Trader

I think we can therefore agree this site is shit, which having read my posts you will know is my standpoint. I personally find it very difficult to be trading all day long without losing a fortune, as you are new to screen trading you perhaps havent realised yet that there are hours and hours...

The purpose of this site is to help little pricks like you pal. Go ahead and buy all the books you like, its your money. Yours Laughing Trader