Recent content by rlb21079

"Sjp" has been moved to the Hook Up Forum. "Breaking News" has been moved to Chit Chat Forum. "What Will Happen In the Markets Should..." was deleted upon authors request.

" Favorite Philosopher and Philosophy?," thread has been moved to Chit Chat. " Why should Amerians care about religious animals?" has been moved to Chit Chat.

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Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "fuck you, I think it's...

Sheesh, you sure have a dirty mind. Well I guess I have to spell everything out explicitly else you might interpret it in your own filthy manner. http://www.rhinorobotics.com/access2.html

This joke is best told with a practiced, deliberate studder. You need to feel out your audience as to how much they can take and go slightly beyond that. -- A fellow walks into a Bible shop and asks the apparent owner if he could sell some 'B-B-Bibles?' The owner wants to help out the poor...

Alright, I couldn't wait. I stabbed my dog, threw anthrax at a baby, and gave someone rickets (not the same as getting it myself but more practical). I laughed for fifteen minutes and made a fool of myself in a public library. I just got slapped for telling the librarian I was a rhino. -rlb

I laughed till I cried.. literally (sorry Cath). 6 & 7 are gems.. I hope there are more but I'm saving them for when my dog dies or terrorists strike or I get rickets... anytime I need a good laugh.

Since getting a job is so difficult, they woke up one day just to log on. Society's to blame they claim, not one can argue this, who can find a fault? The dream of a trade, the score of your life, never appear on your 19". Parents be damned, their money is a cinch, 'till you turned 30...

On your first chart I notice two MACD bearish crossovers followed in the not too distant future by further increases in price. I'd be curious to know how the administration might "orchestrate the dollar higher," considering our increasing deficit. Nice post, rlb

The average Howard Stern hater listens....

There is a great new IPO, LNS Change Bank. You could buy as many as 3500 shares. It's a great company dedicated to making change for every customer. You want 345 ones and 5 nickels and 475 pennies... you got it!

"Stop these threads... " has been moved to the Chit Chat Forum. "Stop these stop these Threads!!," has been deleted. "What Superbowl?, JANET Jackson, if you're nasty.." has been deleted.

Cheese futures plummet... cause deemed to be influx of supply... dairy industry reeling... In related news Marvin Martian named number three on universe's most wealthy list.