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Who's your baby’s Daddy? The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way... Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the...

Excellent, very timely, bravo!

Main Obama motto: "A penny saved is a penny taxed." Another one of his mottos: "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules." When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other. Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover...

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin Beer is better than Obama because soldiers like beer. Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer. Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer. Beer is better than...

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin Beer is better than Obama because soldiers like beer. Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer. Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer. Beer is better than...

Abe Lincoln about a fellow politician: He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know! :D

A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD. The response was stupefying; they got 3,879 responses less than ten minutes after the ad came out. They felt compelled to call this person who had sent in all those responses and...

Heaven and Hell One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though...

Farming is a tough business! An Old farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and ask "would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled...

You May Be An EXTREME Redneck If..... 1.You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2.The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4.You...

Women and Menopause... Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the...

Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace 1. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) 2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a...

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"...

Jay Leno Jokes Gasoline prices continue to rise here in California. Prices are the highest in the nation, well over three dollars a gallon in some places. Unbelievable. The gas station near my house, they have a slot for your credit card and another one for your 401(k). In West Virginia...

Super Joke This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar. "This is a nice place. I've never been here before," he says to the guy next to him. "Oh, really?" the other replies. "It is a nice...