Recent content by LongSnot

We have the highest ratio of permanent residents of House Of Corrections of any country. The soapland tales are legendary. Also known as Communal Showers. :-\

We are well acquainted with the concept of Soapland in the United States. We call it The Honorable House Of Corrections. :-\

I like toast! Especially the toast your marma laid :p Now PASS THE PEPPER!!! :D

You just made your 405th error! :-\ Now FEEL MY PECKER!!! :D

Grit your teeth and KISS MY PECKER! :-\

They could just put up a picture of FasterPussycat, that would cover both sides of it. BWAAA HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! :-\

Chicks dig chocolate covered ants, and the dudes who eat them. Chicks also like to eat chocolate covered me. If only chicks tasted more like chocolate covered ants, and less like fish, i would eat them at high tide too. BWA HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAAAAA!!! :-\

There is, but it's an Express Traffic Only lane. Must say, though, I've always received prompt and courteous service with a smile. :-\ BWAAHHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I bet a dollar on LongShot's theory. I want more Bang for my buck. :-\

How do you know. Are you one??? :-\

That purple shark is really BARNEY RUBBLE trying to steal Fred's Fruity Pebbles! What a mooch of a neighbor. :-\

Guess Jesse Ventura would know a thing or two about shams that are crutches for weak-minded people. Can you smell what the governor is cooking? p.s. Hamburger Helper is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded cooks who need strength in numbers of dinner plates.

That's exactly the kind of response I'd expect from a dickless midget-racing doodie-headed pig! :-\

So, this is where I'm supposed to talk about religion and its explanation of how the world was created?

Babak's name backwards is kebab. He's used to being skewered and roasted over the coals.