Wire Tap - (Client 9) "ahhhh....hello, I need to get my Johnson fixed"
(woman) "You've come to the right place Mr. Spitz....err.. make that Mr. Client 9, what are you looking for?"
(Client 9) "ahhhhhh.....she should petite and dark, like Dick Grasso. And ahhhhhhh....blond hair like Lou Dobbs."