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hedge funds are dying- bottom line..

I know I might sound impatient but I need to at least order it by tonight. So if anyone sees this and knows of something PLEASE post anything you know out here. Thank you very much and I apologize but this is an emergency!!

If anyone knows of a site please can you recommend it. Also can you recommend some good white wine (preferabbly a Chardonnay brand) to give as a gift to some relatives.. Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Hope it just keeps adding.. Only hope.

I bet it's a rumor. Where did u find it?

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, “Get out, old man! This is my barn now!” “Tell you what,” says the old rooster. “I’ll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks.” The old...

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You were so ugly as a child, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot!!! Your mama is like the Goodwill all ready been used!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead escape from jail and Decide to hide in a barn. As they hear the police closing in, they climb into the loft and hide in three empty burlap feed bags. A young officer climbed into the loft, shined his flashlight around, and decided to check the burlap bags. He...

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Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early...

A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia. "If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused...

A Blonde was driving down the road, and spotted another Blonde in the middle of a hayfield rowing a boat. She stopped the car, got out and went to the shoulder of the road, and yelled, "You know, it's blondes like you that give blondes a bad name!, and if I could swim I would come out there and...