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    This is sick!

    Would you fuck a sheep? I mean, if you were a sheep and she was coming on to you in her baa, baa, shaky, shaky way... wood you fuck 'er?
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    Funny Guy

    Fuck all you squirrely fucks - I am master of the laughter. I am also CLIT Commander and leader of the LABIA movement.
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    Scoring narcotics online

    CALL ME: 78 4 - DRUGS
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    Rips - Blows

    Muther bitches, here's what's up - Michael Jackson - Just in Woodsn'pond George Clinton - J Z Busta Rhymes - P. Shitty Phish - The Dead James Brown - ?? Led Zeppelin - Van Halen Pearl Jam - Van Halen Ella Fitzgerald - The blond woman from Van Halen Old Aerosmith - New...
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    Market is coiling like a snake on crack...

    that market is smokin the mad Phat BLUNTS yo.. hey pass me the crack you little mother... id on't see any thing ringing till the pres says so, the who? YOU heard me - its all political and shit don't get down, don't get down, don't get down with bears man - cause you gotta get up for electiones...
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    Time on ET is fuxored

    This bunghead told me about this lame story about his uncle: ""One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again...
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    Mad Fat Tunes

    you little bitches... these bands rip and if you don't want to be a lame ass honky you'd better know them...and i don't wanna hear no "van halen rocks" because they blow little girls... lite it up and listen hear: Karl Denson's Tiny Universe Galactic James Brown & THe SOul GEnerals Medeski...
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    Talking Shit!!!!

    fuck fuck mothermother fuck...drinking beers smokin' pot smokin' butts doin' coke fuck fuck WHAT, i don't wanna hear a bad word about the time
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    Lets see what you all look like then!

    I thought the artist did an excellent job...
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    Lets see what you all look like then!

    but i got a great girl...
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    Lets see what you all look like then!

    hi fellas, this is me...
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    Spontaneous Combustion Ham Ass Hotel

    Clowns are a respectable people. Too long have we been given a bad name by such careless and derisive language as you have employed here. Shame on you. Your bomb will be arriving in the mail shortly. It'll be delivered by a sweating and nervous UPS man, marked "handle with care," and vibrating.
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    Average % return for profitable traders

    yeah man, i like this 5% per month = >75% annual
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