Recent content by Cassandra

Litruttsee be waaay overate. Win dey comes, dey all grits dey teefs an mones.

An' sistas! I'se de Man back do' ho!

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Oh yaz, yo man Lurry? Looka dis pitcher. He sebetty yar ole? Cass dun seen um nekkid. He doan use de greekian fummula wun own he ballz lak he dew own he haid. Ole mens? Deys mah speshty. Deys all tawk. An no akshun. Me pay him? Fuk know! Him pay me! Tradurs? Ah nose um. Soons dey enters, dey...

Goodun, an-swear me dis. Yew is a fukkin limey, yaz? Muss bee, cuz ain no fukkin 'murrican nose hoose Edvard de Queer be! An-swear me dis, lime-ass. Yew be no in ma frenchie skulpter man Whodoan? Den yew tells me, fish in chips, y de Whodoan skulp de Voletare, an not de Schmuel Johnsone? Ah...

Deco, you ol' perv! Still be a jerkin' off inta tha book a tha Limpiki broad's art? Her an 'em models uz all kinda, sorta, well, a bit queer, din't ya no? Whosomever. Las time yew pick me up offn tha Navy Pier boredwalk (ah be no commun STREETwalker!), yew wuz 'splainin' support an resistance...

Tuffen up, butty boyz! Ma man Mudgie gwine lead botha yose tada Promise Lan a milk an munny! He gots twenny peoples in he haid, an dey sees dem price a wigglin in fi langrige an wid mo branes dan yo gots fingerz an toez! An he gots ME ta keepim calm! Ain nuthin dat preverse ole man wan dat sweet...

Gurl! Doan yo pay no tension ta dese mens! Day all tinks mokkit be a bitch ho! Well, Cassie, she kno bettah! Mokkit a bitch MAN! He say, cumm wid me gurl (lak he goan tekk yo summers), we goan onna town! Den he turn rat roun an lebe you stannin dere wid you paints wet! Yo wan mekk munnys inna...

Well, yo done gone an' did it, Bitch! Gots us down here in the asshhola ET! Ize gwine tara you a new un far dis!

Oh, Tara, bebby! You dun guv away dat you ain fum de lan' ub de free! "Programme?" You be a limey! All dem U S oy Vey boyz tinkin' dey be hoppin' a shoat flyte cum see you, haha! But Neoxx, he be a U of K fizzishyun, mebbe guykneecollargist! Deco, he be mahtty distrawt!

Jemmy, you be habbin in mind de need fo' a vowul in dese case?: "Gimme annuder sht, bartender!" or "Last night I picked a cnt somebody lost off the street!" or "Dealer, take you hand off that dck!"

Chessko, a li'l vurse remainder for you: Hard dicks dribble ET posters drivel. Furrin, Ammurricun, men, dey all de same!

You are own a ROLE gurl! SPANK that ole whate boy pimple ass!

Y'all wunt be so feerless ifn ah gots a hole a yew! But yas, ah wants know de shape a da day to. De boyz cums a pourin' outa dem scrapers an inna MY street, ah wants know what dey be wantin. A UUUU day? Dey goan wants Cassie onna top. A FFFF day? Cassie be goin down a lot. A SSSS day? Ain goan...