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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf : Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that.. Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh...

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died. After several days of not...

And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?" They replied,"You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed." And Jesus replied, "What?"

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we...

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Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... "They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard...

Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' Collected by Richard Lederer, reprinted in N.H. Business Review Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air. But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom...

God one day decided he ought to check in with Adam to see how things were going. "Adam....How are things going?" Adam replies that he considers himself quite fortunate to be living in such a beautiful and peaceful place but he did have a couple of questions to ask, if the Lord didn't...

1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether...

My first experience with any broker was ML when I decided to invest the proceeds from the sale of my first house somewhere other than a bank. I was badly burnt since I was advised to invest my funds in a heavily loaded mutual fund that never rose in value. After than Schwab was my second...

When I recently bought a t-shirt it came with this instruction sheet,: OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Pull garment on over head, placing arms through appropriate openings. 2. Finish with label at back of collar with design facing out. _Fashion...